What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

elovers:

People have some real issues

bile11:

I just spit all over my phone I’m not playin

lebaenese:

brokendildo:

lebaenese:

I could win Americas next top model tbh

there’s an animal category?

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janemba:

friend: you were supposed to be here at 7 and now its 9:45

me: really?? its that late already??

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my bad 

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

new iphone features

veebrak:

  • 4% resistance to elemental damage
  • falls slightly slower than previous model
  • smells a bit better
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